People who sit in the front seats are annoying and wont listen when you ask them. To tackle this situation, either bring to the theater or fill in the theater restroom, a twelve- to sixteen-ounce container of water. Pour it slowly on the seat in front of you. Nobody will want to stay in a wet seat.

Caution: You might warn people before they sit down in front of you that others tried to sit there earlier, but the seat(s) is(are) wet.

If you hate the theater having cause to get back at the management, substitute some kind of glue, rubber cement, corn syrup, or something else gooey for water. Again, be kind, warn the potential sitters first. If it’s your lucky day, maybe they will be obnoxious jerks who will tell you to mind your own business and sit down anyway.

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