Amazing as it may seem, a lot of people don’t like hunters who act like mindless killers or slobs. Let’s go for the jerk who happens to be a hunter or whose hunting has caused you enough grief to want to get even. Jimi the Z sneaks his marvelous madness into the field here.
“Once it was imperative that I return some disfavor to a person who hunted. I caused him to recieve some custom-loaded shotgun shells. Instead of the usual shot, we loaded the shells with a combination of corrosive salts, coarse sand, tiny lead balls covered with grinding compound, pluss steel burrs. We also used flammable padding instead of the normal plastic wadding. You wouldn’t believe what a day of shooting those special loads did to the man’s shotgun and what *that* did to the man’s psyche and budget.”