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The Art Of Harrasing A School

³ The Art Of Harrasing A School ³

Well, exams have come and gone for,
yet another semester. So as the
cramming ceases, the Anarchy is reborn….So AA returns with
the fifth
pack, enjoy. As for this text file, it has to deal with the sheer joy
us Anarchists got during our exam break…..school harrasment!!!
Yes, the fun we had making
the life of the Junior High teachers ever so
aggrivating!!! So, the following text is pretty
much a diary and compilation
of some techniques we used to keep those fags out of their
Those punks stayed out of class so much, they might as well’ve been off
the rest of us. So enjoy the show as we embark on a journey to
excavate the losers from their
shells of higher education….


1. A bomb threat is the best
way to see that a school gets cleared, the
staff will HAVE TO keep everyone out of the school
for about an hour.
Make sure you call the school and then the police, and maybe the fire

/> department. For some schools will rule out that it could actually be a
bomb and will
ignore the call, although that is against the law… So
call all three places for a
guaranteed clearing. And for even greater
fun call a local news station for a bit of fun!! A
way to make the papers
with your little prank, would be to do it to EVERY school in the area.

In my little suburbian nightmare, we’ve got a nice close knit area with
about six
schoold, just call every one of them and give bomb threats…..oh
what fun!!!

Hurling various projectiles at a school will most definetly arouse
attention.I work with
various “fun things” such as napalm, firebombs,
tennis ball grenades and things of
the sort!!! Aiming at such pinpoint
areas like windows, doors cars, and any other large
objects, will give
added attention!!!

3. Making your own little spectacle of
fire in the school area will
create quite a decent amount of attention. I would reccomend the

following procedure to raise a dance of fire of your own. First
walk around the
corners of the playground non chalantly dropping and
leaking any flammable liquid (gasoline,
paint thinner) in various areas
of the playground. Then fire things like flaming darts onto
the gas, that
should light it for you. This will allow the safety of distance, not to

mention a good seat to watch the scrambling of frantic teachers to beat
down the “HIGHLY
dangerous” fire.

4. A nice idea is of course, the burning cross. This will let
the mutha
fuckaz of teachers know that we are white, and we are right. Let them see

how you’re points of view affect the black portion of your community. This
will definetly
scare the shit out of the teachers at any school, especially
a Catholic school! I usually
combine idea #1 with this idea….it’s great
when they have to stand by the burning

5. Using things such as plastic wood, or contact cement, one can easily
fire to small cracks and keyholes, and shit like that. Just jam the shit in
cracks in the wall or keyholes, or any other niche that you can find,
and then light. It’s
cool to see various parts of the wall alight. Then to
make it even more interesting, you can
break glass jars or bottles filled
with gas, on the flames. This will (most definetly) add to
the flame on the
walls!! Using Napalm instead of gas will prevent the gas from dripping down

the wall. See pack #4 for instructions in the creation of making Napalm.

Performing Satanic rituals while the losers are standing out of the
school from the bomb
threat will raise ALOT of not so good attention,
and will raise the fear of the teachers and
any supervisors that are
nearby. The kids will be scared out of their mind, and you will love

it….the good part is that the asshole teachers cannot do a fucking
thing about it,
since you’re not doing anything (legally) wrong, although
you are worshipping the devil.

7. Using thermite on the top of portables in B R O A D daylight will
generate alot
of chatter and will scare the shit out of the asshole
teachers. If you pack enough of this
shit then you’ll burn through the
cheap shit that they call metal, but is really wannabe
metal (school
budgets!!!). You should reach a thin layer of brown wood, just cut or

burn your way through the wood and there you are. All that will be standing
between you and
the portable is those piece of shit styrofoam-like panels
that they use to roof the portables.
What I like to do once at that point,
is get a little bit of gas and pour it on the panels.
Now set it on fire
and let it melt the panels into absolute shit. It will probably start to
on some asshole student. Well this is hillarious as these cheap panels
sizzling on some losers head or on his back. Now this is usually an
Anarchists cue to get the
fuck out of there, but I would stay around for a
little longer just to see the fucker get
dripped on. You could of course
burn these panels without the gas, but the gas will allow
flames to drip as
well, so the top of their portable will be spewing fire….HAHAHAHA!!!

8. Beating the shit out of the portables with baseball bats for many 10
intervals will have the teachers in frantics, wondering who is
destroying her class!!! I
would suggest doing it every 5-6 minutes, so
just as she gets settled, CRACK….BASH!!! Oooo
the glee!!!

9. Hurling things such as bricks and large rocks in some assholes window

will scare the living shit out of some fuckahz. They will also stop
“silence” during a test. This can also (much more easily) be done
in a portapac,
just run in…hurl it down the hall and then get the
fuck out of their. Things that work
better then rocks are as
follows…. tennis ball grenades, lit fire bombs and anything that

will make extensive noise or generate ’nuff fire!!!

10. Another thing to do
while in a portapac is to pile all sorts of
fucking coats and bags, that the students will
have hanging on hooks
in halls, on those cheap ass fucking carpets that they use to saturate

the mud that these little fucks bring in. Well, now you should have
a decent pile of
cloth and shit in front of you. Now, if you haven’t
been caught by now, pour gas, and burn
the fuckah clean. This will
lead to a definite clearing of the portapac and probably the

11. Now, if you are one of those people who think that, why should

little kids suffer for what their predecessors (adults) have done
to fuck you up. So you may
not posses the evil that is required to
burn some little kids bag and coat. So you could
always just gas soak
the rug and then burn the piece of shit until it bleeds….

12. The splattering of rotten/moldy/old vegetables on some teachers
windows will result in
the upmost disturbance of classroom activities
for that pathetic class. Another great idea is
to get a nice blank
sheet of paper and decorate it with your “not so correct”
Swotstika’s and Anarchy symbols will most definetly help them see the
And some White Supremacy signs wouldn’t hurt. Another way of
“window fucking” these
punks would be to pour gas on the windows and
then light it. This will usually scare the
living shit out of any loser
punk who knows nothing about fire. And as for open windows, well
we all
love fun with those. Just pour some contact cement on the window base
or the
inner window cill and then light. This will start giving out
black smoke which is (very) bad
for one’s health. After this fills the
room, if the asshole teacher learned anything during
his days of
University he will learn it would be best to either get rid of the fire
get rid of the students….

13. Setting the school dumpster on fire will attract ALOT
of attention
from the whole school. Usually our paranoid infested educators will
the fucking fire department….

14. A hillarious way to bring attention to yourself and
make teachers
very scared would be to walk throughout the halls with a half decent

switchblade (nine or ten inches long), slashing all the shit on the
walls and all the nasty
plastic cheap Zellers coats and bags that hang
from the hooks on the wall. This will
definetly have the staff in an uproar.

15. Lobbing things such as tennis ball grenades
and napalm firebombs
into the main lobby of a school will scare the living shit out of any

normal staff member. It will usually cause ALOT of excitement, and will
end up having
the police pay a visist to the school. The kids will
probably be evacuated and will love ya
for it!!! As for the teachers,
well you can imagine how they will feel when smoke starts
pouring into their
main lobby.


Well, that
ends my first text for The Fifth Pack from Anarchists Anonymous.
I hope you enjoy this text
as much as everyone who has seen it so far, they
met it with evil grins. Well that just about
ends this text, until the next


1. Purple Tentacle – Sorry about the misunderstanding, yer always welcome

2. Ob1 – If I had a new computer!!!

3. Guile – Well, how about another Anarchy
run, and another visit to

4. Dave – You are the lamest ever, rot in
a bloody cesspool of shit….

5. Carders – Card a whale at 1-800-4WHALES….I know I

Anarchial Artist Greetz – STD – WWF – RZR – PTG (still best group around) –

/> – CHiNA – And all other groups whom I can’t think of..


“White Man’s Gotta God Complex??? White Man Is God!!!!”
-Anarchial Artist ’94

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