In this articleI will tell you about a 101 ways to kill someone as the tile implies. And possible consequences(hah)and some reasons why you might want to kill them.

1. Shoot the bastard,I don’t recommend this metod because it’s messy and too much can link it to you plus it’s very loud.

2. Stab S/he this is also very messy and can be linked to you and they don’t die fast(in most cases). SYRINGES Yes syringes in the following few you shall need syringes.

3. Fill the syringe with air(not hard eh stupid) then inject it in to them.Perferably while they are sleeping it might take a couple of times.The air bubbles go up to the brain and poof there dead.This is effective because they can’t trace it to you.

4. Fill it with Amonia or another house hold cleaning agent one that has a warning on the side.But when an autopsy is done they might wonder how amonia got in to the blood stream.

5. Fill with a liquified coccane(lots of it).Then stuff some in there dresser so it looks like they OD on the shit.

6. Fill with insulin usally stolen from diabetics and inject that in I recomend you do it in there sleep like the rest.What happens is they go into insulin shock and die!

7. Fill with sheeps blood and inject it in to them while they sleep.Wait two to three weeks or longer then inject in another dose and they will have an alergic reaction and die

8. That’s enough with the syringes.(and yes I’m counting this as one have you ever tied to think of 101 way to kill someone.

9. Take a rope and strangle them.

10. Take your hand and strangle them.

11.The last two don’t work that great.

12.Grind glass into very fine powder and put it in there food.This slashes up there stomach and intestines.

13.Put leaches on them in the middle of the night and blead them to death.

14.Put small lumps of lead in there sink spout and give them lead poisoning.

15.In there sleep insert in to there mouth the pollen of a flower not native to your area and perferably one they have never came in to contact with.Then about two or three weeks later do the same and if all goes well they will have an extream alergic reaction and die.

16.Burn down there house when there in it.

17.Enter there bathroom while they are bathing and throw a blow dryer curling iron or radio in the tub and poof shock thearpy.

18.Pound three inch nail’s in to there skulls

19.Drill a hole in the top of a light bulb fill the bulb with gasoline.Then put it in a lamp. When they turn it on boom burning gas every where.

20.Cover there head with a plastic bag in there sleep.

Well that’s all for me fokes I was going to put 101 hear but I’m lazy and I was draining my brain a bit. Thanks for reading this far.

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